BEST Gloria joke so far :-)

Gloria Arroyo, George Bush and Hu Jintao all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Hu Jintao asks to call  China and talks for 5 minutes.  When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Hu writes him a check.

Next George Bush calls the USA  and talks for 30 minutes.  When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes him a check.

Finally Gloria  Arroyo gets her turn and talks for 4 hours.  When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is $5.00.

When Bush hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why GMA got to call the  Philippines so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: “Since Gloria took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”

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BEST Gloria joke so far :-)