Gloria Arroyo, George Bush and Hu Jintao all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Hu Jintao asks to call China and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Hu writes him a check.
Next George Bush calls the USA and talks for 30 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is 6 million dollars, so he writes him a check.
Finally Gloria Arroyo gets her turn and talks for 4 hours. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is $5.00.
When Bush hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why GMA got to call the Philippines so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: “Since Gloria took over, the country has gone to hell, so it’s a local call.”