Queen Kamehameha bitch in da haus!!!

I can’t say I was surprised by the amount of flak that the MATAPOBRE columnist featured in my previous post was able to attract in the few days since her trash of an article was first forwarded to people. She was, to be blunt about it, just BEGGING to get dissed. Whether she intentionally projects herself as a “BITCH” (her words, not mine) just to up her controversy ratings and, in the process, attract more readers (willing ones or not) I really can’t say. But one thing’s for sure — she really is one.

There’s a song featured in South Park The Movie that suits her perfectly and I found a sing-along version of it. Just substitute “Kyle’s mom” with the name of our self-styled “Diva” and you have a nice day! I did.

“Well, Kyle’s Mom’s a bitch, she’s a big fat bitch,
she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
she’s a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she’s a bitch, on Tuesday she’s a bitch,
and Wednesday to Saturday she’s a bitch,
then on Sunday just to be different she’s a
super King Kamehameha be-atch.

Have you ever met my friend Kyle’s Mom,
she’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she’s a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
she’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch,

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch cause-a
she’s a stupid bitch,
Kyle’s Mom’s a bitch and she’s just a dirty bitch,
Kyle’s mom is a bitch-ah.”

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Queen Kamehameha bitch in da haus!!!

7 thoughts on “Queen Kamehameha bitch in da haus!!!

  1. Jovi ay nagsasabing:

    Taroogs dear, I’m sorry but “BITCH” is much too kind a word for that social climbing TUB OF LARD. She loves looking down on people, then let’s play her game…

  2. Kid Kilatis ay nagsasabing:

    Right you are, Jovi 🙂

    But this particular tubby seems to have grown an effective exoskeleton — sa tagalog, tumigas na ng todo-todo ang mukha — to block all criticisms from decent people like you and me.

  3. taroogs ay nagsasabing:

    Sandali, Jovi ha? Maghahanap lang ako ng bagong kanta na babagay sa kanya. Hmmmm…pwede kaya yung “Ayoko ng Baboy” ng Radioactive Sago Project?! Hehehehe…

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